Scotty's Pub on the Bay

Life in the Slow Lane

Weekly Specials

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What we LOVE about the Clear Lake area is the easy-going, every-day-could-be-a-vacation lifestyle. Flip-flops, golf carts, laid-back, no worries attitude, and where there is a possible party around every corner. That’s what Scotty’s is all about. No need to worry about the madness in the world, With a cold drink in our hands, great food in front of us, and fantastic people making us laugh and keeping us company! Life doesn’t get much better than this!

Food

Shareables

Tatertachos

Tater tots covered in pork, tomatoes, red & green onions, bacon, queso, cilantro and spicy ranch  

Crab Beignets

Savory French doughnuts stuffed with crab claws, sweet corn and green onions   

Dirty Fries

Tater tots covered in pork, tomatoes, red & green onions, bacon, queso and jalapeno ranch.  

Disco

Disco Fries

Pulled Pork tossed with poblano, jalapeno and hatch peppers with bacon and cheddar cheese and fried. Served w jalapeno ranch.   

Avocado Crisps

Hass avocados crusted in panko, lightly fried and served with Armageddon sauce   

The Sprouts

Brussel Sprouts flash fried and tossed in a Sweet Chili Vinaigrette, garnished with Bacon & Red Onions

Vietnamese Lettuce Wraps

Chicken marinated in Asian spices, sauteed & accompanied with Romaine Spears, pickled Vegetables, & topped w/Cilantro. Served with a Peanut Dipping Sauce.

Clear Lake Sampler

Can’t decide? Try it all! 3 Avocado Fries w/Armageddon Sauce, 2 Crab Beignets w/Awesome Sauce & topped with Red & Green Onions , 2 Crispy Chicken Tenders w/Ranch

Crispy Duck Wings

Like chicken but way better. Tossed in our own special Honey Sriracha Soy Glaze and Jalapeno Ranch & sprinkled with Sesame Seeds & garnished with Fresh Jalapeno Slices; w/ Fries

Mikey B's Hot Nashville Chicken Tenders

A trio of spicy Chicken Tenders topped with Pickles Served w/Sweet Potato Fries, w/Awesome Sauce & Ranch Dressing for Dipping

Dip Trio

House-made Red Chili Salsa & Queso topped w/Crispy Pork Belly and an Avocado Smash accompanied with Pico. Served with Fresh Tortilla Chips

Sprimp Popper Dip

Cajun-dusted grilled Shrimp, Fresh & Pickled Jalapenos, Cheddar cheese, Red Bell Peppers, in a creamy dip, topped with Bacon, Green Onions, Thai Chili Sauce, and served with Fresh Fried Tortilla Chips

Charcuterie Board

Salami, Pepperoni, Prosciutto, Brie, Irish Cheddar, and Blue Cheese w/Fruits, Nuts, Honey, Biscoff, and Crostini’s to help transfer it from the plate to your m

Shrubbery

Cajun Chicken Caesar Cobb Salad

Romaine dressed up like a Caesar and topped with Bacon, Corn, Egg, Blue Cheese, Tomatoes, Avocado, Smoked Almonds, House-Made Croutons, and Cajun Chicken

Staple & Blue Salad

Shaved Brussel Sprouts, Arugula, Apple, Bacon Lardons, Red Onion, Chia Seeds, Dried Cranberry, Blue Cheese, Walnuts, topped with a Maple Bacon Vinaigrette

Between the Buns

Mushroom Swiss Burger

with double Swiss, sautéed Mushrooms, glazed Onions and Garlic Truffle Mayo

The Burger

Ground cow, with all the usual suspects, Awesome sauce and Mayo on a Jalapeno Cheddar Sourdough Bun.
Add bacon, egg or cheese ---or--- make it a double

Farmhouse Burger

2 Angus Beef Patties 3 slices of Cheese, Pulled Pork, LTOP, Bacon, fried Egg & a large Fry.
You don’t want this, it’s too much for you. You won’t be able to finish it.

Duck Bahn Mi

House-Smoked Duck Breast, Prosciutto, pickled Veggies, Cucumber, Cilantro, with a creamy Gochujang Aioli

Grown up Grilled Cheese

Texas Toast, Bacon, American, Swiss, Brie, Apple, and Apricot Preserves

Jerky Bird

Caribbean Jerk Grilled Chicken, Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, Pepper-Jack Cheese, Pineapple Jam & Jalapeno Ranch

The Cubano

Roasted Pork, Ham and Bacon with Swiss & American Cheese, Pickles, Onions, Mayonnaise & Mustard on toasted Bolillo Bread. 3 Little Pigs meets Miami

Los Tacos (3)

Shrimp

Beer-battered Shrimp, Pineapple Preserves, Pico and creamy Awesome Sauce

Chicken

grilled, jack cheese, caramelized onion, cilantro, bacon and queso

Pork Belly

brown sugar cured, onions, cilantro and awesome sauce

Korean BBQ Pork

Shredded Pork, Crispy Potatoes, Cilantro, Onion, and Avocado. Topped w/Hoisin Sauce & served with Awesome Sauce

12" Thin Crust Pizzas

First Date

Olive Oil w/Dates, Prosciutto, Mozzarella, Blue Cheese, Arugula Hot Honey and Fresh Cracked Pepper

South-Side Double-Wide

Spicy Pepperoni, Italian Salami, Sausage, Bacon, Ham & extra melted Cheese

Sinatra

Tangy Marinara, Sausage, Red Peppers, Mushrooms, Mozzarella, Ricotta Cheese and Basil

"Ham" Slam

Scotty’s Pulled Pork, Ham, Jalapenos, Pineapple Preserves

The Lobbyist

Starts with a Garlic Sauce, & includes Grilled Chicken, Mushrooms, Bacon, Roasted Red Peppers, Arugula, Shaved Walnuts, topped with Ranch Dressing

Brunch

Creole Breakfast Bowl

Cheesy Grits, brown gravy, bacon and sausage, 2 eggs, sweet potato fries and cheddar cheese all in a bowl with toast for heavy lifting

Abuelitas Breakfast Tacos

2 Flour Tortillas stuffed with Scrambled Eggs, Crumbled Sausage, Crispy Bacon, Pico de Gallo, with Salsa for Dipping,

Chilaquiles

Corn tortillas simmered in house made ancho chile salsa and served with queso tots and two eggs, avocado, red onions and cilantro

Tuscan Scramble

Crispy Potatoes topped w/3 Scrambled Eggs, Red Peppers, Sausage, Herb de Provence and house-made Ricotta Cheese.

Greatest Samich in the World

Fried egg, Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato, with awesome sauce and fries

A.M. Tatertachos

Loaded Breakfast Nachos with bacon, sausage and 2 fried eggs on top of tots

Sunday's Best Pizza

12” Thin Crust with our House-Pizza/Bloody Mary Sauce blend, Mozzarella & Monterey Jack Cheese, Onion, Tomato , Sausage & Bacon. Topped with 2 Fried Eggs and Maple Sambal Glaze

Bay Breakfast

1 Crispy Crab Beignet, & a 2 Egg Omelet w/Bacon, Tomato & Cheese. Served w/ half a Bruleéd Grapefruit

The Jerry Breakfast Sandwich

1 Egg (your way), Grilled Chicken, Mushroom, onions & Swiss on a Cheddar Sourdough Bun w/Basil Mayo

The Kramer Scramble

A Scramble Skillet with a Tater Tot base, 2 large Duck Eggs, Breakfast Sausage, Caramelized Onions, Jalapeno slices, & Pepper Jack Cheese. Garnished with Gochujang Aioli & Green Onion and served with a Buttered English Muffin.

The Costanza Omelet

Pulled Pork, crispy Pork Belly, Sausage, American Cheese & Tater Tots, inside a 3-Egg Omelet. Served with an Buttered English Muffin

The Elaine Frittata

3 Egg Frittata w/ Sauteed Onion, Tomato, & Ricotta Cheese, Baked and topped with Avocado Slices, Arugula Salad & a Lemon Vinaigrette. Served with an English Muffin

First Date Pizza

Start with Olive Oil. Top w/Dates, Prosciutto, Mozzarella, Blue Cheese, Arugula Hot Honey and Fresh Cracked Pepper

Swine in a Sheet

Breakfast Tacos (3) w/crispy Pork Belly, Scrambled Eggs, Cheese, Awesome Sauce, Pico de Gallo, topped with a Maple Sambal Hot Glaze

Healthy Brunch

A glass of water with 2 lemons, an olive and the admiration of the staff.

Plan B Burger

Our Famous Burger on a Jalepeno-Cheddar Bun with Bacon, Fried Egg, Cheese and Fries.

Charcuterie Board

Salami, Pepperoni, Prosciutto, Brie, Irish Cheddar, and Blue Cheese w/Fruits, Nuts, Honey, Biscoff, and Crostini’s to help transfer it from the plate to your mouth

Brunch Drinks

Breakfast without Alcohol is Just a Sad Breakfast

Scotty's Award Winning Bloody Mary

House-made-Veggie Infused Vodka, Major Peters Spicy Bloody Mary Mix, Bacon Salt and an in-house Spicy Pickled Green Bean.  

50/50 Mimosas

Equal Amounts of a Sparkler Mixed with OJ That can be Ordered by the Glass with Discounted Refills, or as a Whole Bottle Pitcher!

Joe (Java, Coffee, Pick-me-up)

Damn Fine Coffee - Electric Voodoo Chicory

Mocha Joe

A Version of our Steaming Cuppa Joe, with Chocolate and Whipped Cream. Some of us Deserve the Extra Sweetness!

Irish Sour

Jameson, Disaronno Amaretto, Lemon Juice, Maple, Topped with an Organic, House-Made Luxardo Cherry

Paloma

Cuervo Traditional, Lime Juice, Squirt Grapefruit Soda and Black Lava Sea Salt .

Botanical Breakfast

Fords gin, Housemade Tonic, Grapefruit and Rosemary

Scotty's Signature Drinks

Bloody Mary

Pepper infused Vodka, spicy bloody Mary mix, bacon salt, celery bitters, and spicy pickled green bean. Hangover unnecessary.  7.50

Pimm's Cup

Hundreds of versions, here’s ours. Pimm’s no 1, lemon, simple syrup, ginger beer, cucumber.  7.50

Maple Rum Sour

Zaya aged rum, maple syrup, lemon, baked apple bitters  6.50

Classic Libations

Manhattan

Buffalo Trace, Sweet Vermouth, Angostura Bitters, Home-made Luxardo Cherry  6.50

Old Fashioned

Rye Whiskey, Demerara, Orange, Cherry, Soda, & Angostura Bitters   6.50

Bartender's Handshake

A cold Lone Star and a Shot of Jameson   7.50

Salty Dog

Vodka, Ruby Red Grapefruit, Salt rim   5.75

Rico Daiquiri

Don Q Rum, Marachino Liqueur, Lime, Grapefruit, Simple Syrup   6.50

Madras

Tito's Handmade Vodka, Cranberry and orange with lime and Soda   5.75

Moustache

Jameson Black Barrel and Ginger Beer   6.50

Whiskey Sour

Whiskey, House Sour Mix, Orange and Cherry   5.75

Lebowski

Vanilla Vodka, Coffee Liquor and Half & Half   5.75

007

Reyka, Dry Vermouth, Lemon Twist and shaken, not stirred   

R. Burgandy

Monkey Shoulder Scotch and Soda   6.50

Paloma

Cuervo Traditional, Lime, Salt, Squirt Soda   5.75

Fireball is always $4

Our Beers

Budweiser -  Bud Light -  - Michelob Ultra -  St. Pauli N/A  - Corona -  Corona Light -  Stella Artois -  Miller Lite  - Heineken -  Dos XX  - Red Stripe -  Shiner  - Lone Star  - Coors Light -  Karbach Rodeo Clown  - Blue Moon -  Smith & Forge Cider  - Anchor Steam

** Check Out Our Digital Draft Board on this Page via Untappd **

Wine List

White

Riesling
CLEAN SLATE RIESLING Mosel River Germany
CHARLES SMITH KUNG FU GIRL RIESLING Washington

Muscato
BECKER MUSCATO Texas

Pinot Grigio
ITALO CESCON PINOT GRIGIO Italy
NOBLE VINES 152 PINOT GRIGIO California
BOTTEGA VINAIA PINOT GRIGIO Italy

Blend
PINE RIDGE CHENIN BLANC/VIOGNI ER California

Sauvignon Blanc
JOEL GOTT SAUVIGNON BLANC California
CHALKBOARD SAUVIGNON BLANC New Zealand

Chardonnay
KUNDE CHARDONNAY California
BENNETT RRV CHARDONNAY RESERVE California
TREFETHEN ESTATE CHARDONNAY California
CAKEBREAD CELLARS NAPA VALLEY CHARDONNAY California

Red

Pinot Noir
BOGLE PINOT NOIR California
Z BROWN UNCAGED TRI-COUNTY PINOT NOIR California
EDUCATED GUESS CARNEROS PINOT NOIR California

Zinfandel
ALEXANDER VALLEY TEMPTATION ZINFANDEL California

Merlot
CASTLE ROCK MERLOT California
MONTES MERLOT CLASSIC SERIES Central Valley Chile
DUCKHORN DECOY MERLOT California

Blends
CHARLES SMITH CHARLES AND CHARLES RED BLEND Washington
'THE PRISONER' NAPA VALLEY RED BLEND California
DRY CREEK 'THE MARINER' MERITAGE California
CHAPOUTI ER COTE DU RHONE BELLERUCHE ROUGE France
BANFI CENTINE ROSSO italy
TENUTA DELL 'ORNELLAIA 'LE VOLTE' Italy
ESTANCIA GRENACHE/SYRAH/MOURVEDRE RESERVE California

Malbec
BODEGA NORTON MALBEC RESERVA Argentina

Petite Sirah
MCMANIS PETITE SIRAH California

Cabernet Savignon
TILIA CABERNET SAUVIGNON
JORDAN CABERNET SAUVIGNON California
SILVER OAK ALEXANDER VALLEY CABERNET SAUVIGNON California